Yes, by now you’ve probably heard, read or seen all that was Miley Cyrus at Sunday night’s VMAs, twerking all over Robin Thicke and making sure you never look at a foam finger the same way again.
After all the articles and the posts today, I started thinking – gee, I wonder what the heck Liam is thinking? I mean, he signed up for the original Miley, but evidently is now the proud owner of the shiny new (but not improved) version.
Exhibits A and B.
This new version comes complete with an extra special wagging tongue feature and a stripper pole accessory. You can also purchase the Beetlejuice version of Robin Thicke as a companion piece. Oh and evidently Jason Seaver approved of the evening’s performance, and his son thought the experience was “Dope”.
I’m just gonna say bless your heart honey, you’ve lost your everlasting mind.
You know it’s a shocking evening when Lady Gaga’s antics aren’t the top story – even when she successfully executes four plus wardrobe changes (including wigs) without missing a dance step and completes her performance as the R-rated version of the little mermaid with a blind makeup artist.
But the one shining moment (well maybe 16 minutes of shiny, beautiful, fabulously-choreographed and wow NSYNC may be a little out of shape moments) with JT…it was worth waiting through the crazies…
But what about Jessica? Where was she? And why do I care? I’m just gonna pretend he’s still single.
We also had Jeezus, Bruno and how I love some Macklemore. Darling cleans up nicely and was probably the classiest performance of the evening.
Roar was the closing, and although my local radio station plays it about 5 times every hour, I still start singing along every freaking time. Cool performance, respectable and she kept her clothes on. Well done. But I could certainly have made it through life without seeing this ROAR grill on the red carpet. Please, never again Katy.
Until next time MTV.
I do look forward to this event each year so I can actually hear music on Music Television.
Bye Bye Bye.