Yes, by now you’ve probably heard, read or seen all that was Miley Cyrus at Sunday night’s VMAs, twerking all over Robin Thicke and making sure you never look at a foam finger the same way again.

After all the articles and the posts today, I started thinking – gee, I wonder what the heck Liam is thinking? I mean, he signed up for the original Miley, but evidently is now the proud owner of the shiny new (but not improved) version.

Exhibits A and B.

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This new version comes complete with an extra special wagging tongue feature and a stripper pole accessory. You can also purchase the Beetlejuice version of Robin Thicke as a companion piece.  Oh and evidently Jason Seaver approved of the evening’s performance, and his son thought the experience was “Dope”.

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I’m just gonna say bless your heart honey, you’ve lost your everlasting mind.

You know it’s a shocking evening when Lady Gaga’s antics aren’t the top story – even when she successfully executes four plus wardrobe changes (including wigs) without missing a dance step and completes her performance as the R-rated version of the little mermaid with a blind makeup artist.

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But the one shining moment (well maybe 16 minutes of shiny, beautiful, fabulously-choreographed and wow NSYNC may be a little out of shape moments) with JT…it was worth waiting through the crazies…

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But what about Jessica? Where was she? And why do I care? I’m just gonna pretend he’s still single.

We also had Jeezus, Bruno and how I love some Macklemore. Darling cleans up nicely and was probably the classiest performance of the evening.

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Roar was the closing, and although my local radio station plays it about 5 times every hour, I still start singing along every freaking time. Cool performance, respectable and she kept her clothes on. Well done. But I could certainly have made it through life without seeing this ROAR grill on the red carpet. Please, never again Katy.

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Until next time MTV.

I do look forward to this event each year so I can actually hear music on Music Television.

Bye Bye Bye.

One Thought on “What about Liam? And Other VMA Ramblings…

  1. Muriel on August 28, 2013 at 2:01 pm said:

    I had the same thoughts about Liam…bet he is regretting his situation!!! What a bunch of craziness!

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